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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:15
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
If Sharks Don't Have Lungs Then What Are Their Nostrils Doing? - IFLScience
No, not a chance
Still no good
Loons and Moons
What do feminists mean when they say they want to ‘normalize’ menstruation and its discussion?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Next, they tried...
Doctors use poo pills to flush out dangerous superbugs - BBC
No way
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
'We've got a new mystery on our hands': Titan's weird wobble just got even stranger - Space
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How does Google Gemini 2.0 work?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Do you think cheating is that bad?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!